KARAOKE MACHINE BACKS OUT OF PERFORMING AT INAUGURATION

Andy Borowitz (“Not the News”), The New Yorker, 1/15/17

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s plans for a triumphal Inauguration were upended over the weekend when a karaoke machine that had been engaged to perform at the event abruptly backed out.

In an official statement, the karaoke machine said that it was withdrawing because it “did not want my participation at the Inauguration to in any way be construed as an endorsement of Donald Trump.”

The President-elect wasted no time in lashing out at the karaoke machine…

read more at The Borowitz Report

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